The Onion criticism

Dear The Onion,

As a huge Onion fan, i am sickened by this article. I usually have nothing but praise for you but shit like this makes my head n stomach turn n is where i become really... 'conservative' n sensible. Nothing nothing NOTHING at all remotely funny about this, distasteful and i have to voice my criticism here for involving children and a very innocent part about growing up.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/perverted-little-boy-asks-to-sleep-with-parents,35859/

I already am re-writing this article to make it funny. Rough draft in my head.